I'll tell y'all, its a whole new world. Certain insights have me all warm and glowy in a nice fuck you way. Btw, not to worry, I've cleared it with my mom. Sometimes you just have to say "fuck" - she's cool with it. Ooo, let's take this a step further, yes? I'll get to the demon part in a sec.
What makes Fuck so bad, anyhow? He's fully versatile and hard-working. You can make almost a whole sentence out of Fuck ("Fuck that fucking fuck!"). Fuck is a conscientious helper, willing to bolster any word in need of some support ("Unfuckingbelieveable!"). Fuck's got a lot of energy, too! More than likely, if you see Fuck, you're gonna find some exclamation points in the very near vicinity. So if Fuck's such a swell guy, what's the big deal? I've thought of two reasons: reputation and sex.
Merriam-Webster defines Fuck as "copulate" which means sex, which means you're not supposed to have anything to do with it - according to some* - unless you're married and trying to further the human species. Anything outside those parameters is wrong (some* say). So by that reasoning, only those married adults over 18 trying to conceive a child can have anything to do with Fuck. But they might not want to because...
Fuck has a flat out bad reputation. I picture Fuck played by James Dean, all red-windbreakered and deep with his furrowed brow. We've been told by our parents and teachers that we shouldn't play with Fuck, much less hang out with him or even try to understand him. He's a BAD WORD.
Fuck all that. I like my friend, Fuck, and I like playing with him. He's just a word, like any other word, only he's got the added BS job of dealing with the crap people project on to him. That endears him to me.
Like demons!
Bad reputation, for sure (but much less sexy). People are scared of them. Some people have even shared that they're scared of this blog, because of the demon aspect. COME ON. Knowledge is power, for Christ's sake.
Take BATTHAN, for example. HE'S A DEMON, mwahahahahaha...
Batthan is the king of the sun spirits. He and his court are bright demons with golden skin. He is gentle and has the power to make humans wealthy, healthy, powerful, and well-loved. (Yup, still talking about a demon here.) The angels Raphael, Cashael, Dardyhel, and Hanrathaphael have power over Batthan.
Doesn't sound so bad. In fact, Batthan reminds me of my awesome gay boyfriend. Stylin' and lovely with fantastic credit. (Kisses to you, Bestie!) But HE'S A DEMON and ALL DEMONS ARE BAD.
Meh. Snap judgements piss me off. Meet a demon, or someone else you've been told is BAD, and make up your own fucking minds.
*people who should mind their own fucking business
~Thanks to "Dictionary of Demons: Names of the Damned" by Michelle Belanger. Llewellyn Publications, 2010
What makes Fuck so bad, anyhow? He's fully versatile and hard-working. You can make almost a whole sentence out of Fuck ("Fuck that fucking fuck!"). Fuck is a conscientious helper, willing to bolster any word in need of some support ("Unfuckingbelieveable!"). Fuck's got a lot of energy, too! More than likely, if you see Fuck, you're gonna find some exclamation points in the very near vicinity. So if Fuck's such a swell guy, what's the big deal? I've thought of two reasons: reputation and sex.
Merriam-Webster defines Fuck as "copulate" which means sex, which means you're not supposed to have anything to do with it - according to some* - unless you're married and trying to further the human species. Anything outside those parameters is wrong (some* say). So by that reasoning, only those married adults over 18 trying to conceive a child can have anything to do with Fuck. But they might not want to because...
Fuck has a flat out bad reputation. I picture Fuck played by James Dean, all red-windbreakered and deep with his furrowed brow. We've been told by our parents and teachers that we shouldn't play with Fuck, much less hang out with him or even try to understand him. He's a BAD WORD.
Fuck all that. I like my friend, Fuck, and I like playing with him. He's just a word, like any other word, only he's got the added BS job of dealing with the crap people project on to him. That endears him to me.
Like demons!
Bad reputation, for sure (but much less sexy). People are scared of them. Some people have even shared that they're scared of this blog, because of the demon aspect. COME ON. Knowledge is power, for Christ's sake.
Take BATTHAN, for example. HE'S A DEMON, mwahahahahaha...
Batthan is the king of the sun spirits. He and his court are bright demons with golden skin. He is gentle and has the power to make humans wealthy, healthy, powerful, and well-loved. (Yup, still talking about a demon here.) The angels Raphael, Cashael, Dardyhel, and Hanrathaphael have power over Batthan.
Doesn't sound so bad. In fact, Batthan reminds me of my awesome gay boyfriend. Stylin' and lovely with fantastic credit. (Kisses to you, Bestie!) But HE'S A DEMON and ALL DEMONS ARE BAD.
Meh. Snap judgements piss me off. Meet a demon, or someone else you've been told is BAD, and make up your own fucking minds.
*people who should mind their own fucking business
~Thanks to "Dictionary of Demons: Names of the Damned" by Michelle Belanger. Llewellyn Publications, 2010
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